Death Before Group Text Crewneck - College of Communication

*phone buzzing*

COACH TEXT: “Hey everyone, practice is cancelled because of weather. Thanks!”

PARENT TEXT: “OK, cool.”

OTHER PARENT TEXT: “Okey Dokey.”

ANOTHER PARENT TEXT: “Oh darn, thanks for letting us know!”

ONE MORE PARENT TEXT: “What time again?”

THAT PARENT TEXT: “Its raining, is practice still on today?”

THAT THAT PARENT TEXT: “Found this tiktok, says everything, amiright?”

YOU: *shoot me now*


DETAILS:
- Printed “DEATH BEFORE GROUP TEXT” with the seal of the College of Communication in black.
- Available in multiple colors..
- Soon to be the great conversation starter wherever you wear it, a conversation not on your phone.
- Make a true statement at your kids next soccer game.
- Pairs perfectly with a beverage in our almost famous Stanhope State can coolers on a day you are on an unbearable group text with your cousins.

FREE GIFT AND ENROLLMENT: You’ll get one of our “Almost World Famous” Stanhope State Can Coolies with every order along with an acceptance letter confirming your admission to our fine institution of higher learning. These green beverage sweaters have been spotted in all 50 states, all 99 Iowa counties, 41 countries and 5 continents. Don’t forget to take it wherever you go and send us a picture!

** FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS $35 AND UP **

** FREE PICK-UP DELIVERY – ORDERS $34.99 OR LESS **
Save on shipping and have your order delivered for pick-up by using these codes at check out:
- JEWELLPICKUP -- To pick up your order FREE at the Jewell Market
- LOCKERPICKUP -- To pick up your order FREE at the Stanhope Locker

** $7 FLAT RATE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS $34.99 OR LESS **

SHIPPING AND HANDLING TIME: Please allow approximately 1-2 weeks for handling and delivery. We’re a one man shop here with a day job and family. Thanks!

ORDER TRACKING: You’ll receive and email letting you know your gear has shipped via USPS or that it’s on its way to your selected pick-up location.

MATERIALS, COLORS AND PRICING:
- We pride ourselves on having fun shirts and items made at an affordable price, utilizing multiple suppliers to do this. Our goal is to have a quality item but use few different brands to achieve this outcome.
- Solid colors are generally 100% cotton and heather colors are a variation of cotton/polyester blends.
- Not all computer monitors are calibrated the same. Colors may display differently on your monitor than what is actually printed. We do our best to make sure the image on the product listing is identical to the image you order, however small variations in color can and will occur. The images on our website are as accurate as possible. However, different monitors may cause colors to vary slightly.

** All listed pricing, shipping, handling, and bookstore polices are subject to change. Void where prohibited.

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