As seen in the classifieds in the local papers... WANTED: Mythical college seeks musicians for marching band. Having fun, a must. All experience levels welcomed.
Parade season will be here before you know it and why not rock out and show your love for the band!
Also, if you're interested in joining the world's smallest college marching band "The Mighty Marching Watermelon Warriors," message us up! We have uniforms and everything.
- "I'm With the Band”, illustration of one of our bass drums and "THE MIGHTY MARCHING WATERMELON WARRIORS" printed in red.
- Available in heather green, heather gray and white.
- Soon to be the great conversation starter wherever you wear it.
- Would even pass as a good shirt to wear to a concert.
- Seriously, we're organizing a marching band! If you can at least clank some pots and pans, march in line for a parade and more importantly, HAVE FUN... we'd love to have you join us!
FREE GIFT AND ENROLLMENT: You’ll get one of our “Almost World Famous” Stanhope State Can Coolies with every order along with an acceptance letter confirming your admission to our fine institution of higher learning. These green beverage sweaters have been spotted in all 50 states, all 99 Iowa counties, 41 countries and 5 continents. Don’t forget to take it wherever you go and send us a picture!
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SHIPPING AND HANDLING TIME: Please allow approximately 1-2 weeks for handling and delivery. We’re a one man shop here with a day job and family. Thanks!
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MATERIALS, COLORS AND PRICING:
- We pride ourselves on having fun shirts and items made at an affordable price, utilizing multiple suppliers to do this. Our goal is to have a quality item but use few different brands to achieve this outcome.
- Solid colors are generally 100% cotton and heather colors are a variation of cotton/polyester blends.
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** All listed pricing, shipping, handling, and bookstore polices are subject to change. Void where prohibited.
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7-14 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
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Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.